"ya know charlotte school of law (or insert any other fucken law school) seems p cool"
(looks at tuition)
how many people decided to go to law school because of legally blonde?
i think im gonna bring up the german cannibal guy in ethics so everyone will think im weird
its 5am and im eating an apple that i bought sunday but i just realized i bought the wrong apples because these are not crisp these are the opposite of crisp and i only consume Crisp Apples
i think i meant to buy fuji but i bought gala
share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach